The following tales are true, and by true, I mean false. At best they're half truths. But they're entertaining half truths, and in the end, isn't that the real truth? The answer is no.
I need to put this out there right from the beginning — I like being a dad. Yeah it may sound like I’m not super keen, what with the vomit, the torrents of poo, the whining, the crying and the tears — so many tears. But I am keen. I really like it. It’s rewarding as hell.
Read MoreRemember how I told you about time and how it doesn’t seem to work for me? Well, that was kind of a lie. We certainly have our differences, of that there is no mistake. It’s clearly at fault for hurling distractions at me, preventing me from doing the things I said I would do, like clean the gutters or go through my wardrobe and discard every pair of holy underpants.
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